1. Would sodomize.

    (Wait, maybe I should double-check the definition of that word…)

  2. This is why I never buy colored condoms.

  3. Dame Ed

    Hullo Barbie!

  4. This is what one wears to the CMA’s, not the AMA’s.

  5. Duck86

    “Excuse me…can you hold me penis. Thanks.”

  6. Stupid

    Real women don’t need tattoos.

  7. The classiest woman in music today. Like rolling down the car window and breathing the fresh, clean air after your passenger releases a silent chemical strike on your seat.

  8. Country music sucks.

  9. Timothy

    Further proof that Tony Romo is an idiot for the ages.

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