1. They were a lock to win the “Most popular whores” category.

  2. I can just imagine the conversation between 2 sharks as they look up to these women sitting atop their surfboards:
    “Is that a whale dick?”
    ” I think it is… Balls and all..”

  3. Short Round

    Is this a brood of Kardashians? Or a flock? What’s the word?… A herd. Definitely a herd!

    • Heard of what?
      Of course I’ve heard of Kardashians.
      No, idiot, a Kardashian herd.
      What the fuck do I care what the Kardashians heard? I have no secrets from the Kardashians.

  4. Visible

    Kardashians being honored at the Teen Choice Awards?

    America is fucking doomed.


  6. “Hey Kim, this might be the first time you received something long, hard and white.”
    “I don’t get it.”

  7. If teens are choosing this, then the teens are defective. We need to dump this batch and start over.

  8. Those aren’t surfboards – they’re pantyshields.

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