“she’ll get knocked up just to have an abortion and post in on YouTube with a skulls and Hello Kitty border. “Summer Vacay!”
Not even the blogger’s visceral humor can make up for this sad, muffin topped spectacle.
GET ME MY RONSON, I AM MEGAMILEYLILOZORD!
When skankily dressed 17-year-olds KILL your boner, something ain’t right.
Was there fisting after the scat? ‘Cause that’d be a show.
“watch as I make my fat jiggle”
The Bitch is hot! When she turns 18 I will lick her tight pussy!
“I see you have a beer belly…I, too, have a beer belly.”
“Okay on three we are going to take a shit on this stage like I shat on music.”
And who is this person again??
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Taylor Momsen and The Pretty Reckless perform at Wonder Bar in Asbury Park, NJ. (March 18, 2011)