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  1. “I don’t want to get all technical, but basically it smells like a Payless shoe store mixed with overtones of those burps you make after shotgunning a Coke”.

  2. hijkmno

    is she vegan? how else to explain those cheap-ass plastic boots?

  3. Natty Ice

    …”So I says to Jionni, ‘You better fuckin’ stay home and watch that baby because I have some shit to sell to make money for us since you don’t even work.’ He was all like, ‘Whatever’ and I thought that would be a great name for the nailpolish. This one’s called Whatever. And so yeah, that’s how I came up with the name.”

  4. James

    She looks ridiculous.

  5. James

    It is Dr. Teeth! She looks just like the puppet Dr. Teeth.

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