superficial

  1. Colt didn’t know who the man in the red satin jeans was, whether he was gay—hello! red satin jeans!—or whether the woman standing next to him with the wedding ring on was his wife. At that moment, frozen in time, Colt only knew one thing: he was in love.

  2. King Diamond

    Never mind Colt. What grown man wears an “Amazing Spiderman” t-shirt?

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