Sightings - Page 17

Am I Looking At Ke$ha From The Front Or Back?

“Umm.. front? No, that can’t be right. Dammit.” – Every gynecologist looking at this

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It’s The ‘Man Of Steel’ Poster And Other News

- Yoga Pants as far as the eye can see… [theCHIVE]

- Megan Fox already looks fantastic, has a “pretend face.” [Lainey Gossip]

– The other day I posted a link about Adam Levine being a whiny primadonna. This almost made me feel bad about that. Almost. [Dlisted]

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Hear Ye! Hear Ye! The Duchess of Cambridge’s Royal Uterus Has Been Sperminated!

“You’ve done it now, William, there’s no saving the bloodline after this. Why could you not have a girl, mother?!”

After all that naked stuff happened to them back in September, Kate Middleton and Prince Charles needed something to distract from the Royal Brillo Pad of Pelvicton Lane and while racism seemed like… More »


Paris Hilton Still Thinks She’s A DJ And Other News

- Katie Holmes can actually act without a stomach full of Xenu pills. Who knew? [Lainey Gossip]

- Girls With Future Lower Back Problems are here to help you through your Monday. [theCHIVE]

– The time Florida wouldn’t let Christian Slater vote, a tale for the ages. [Dlisted]

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Lindsay Lohan Got In Drunk Bar Fight Over Max George of The Wanted

Apparently the drunken punch that landed Lindsay Lohan in cuffs this morning was all over Max George of The Wanted (above) not being in the mood to bang a freckled slopbox of fail even though he has a penis and was also drunk which really says a lot about what it’s like to look at… More »


NBC Tried To Hide Ke$ha’s Butt, Probably Should’ve Been More Concerned With The Fisting

Because one post about a hand up a butt deserves another – *updates mission statement* – here’s Ke$ha performing on TODAY this morning where NBC wisely decided to hide her fishnet-covered ass cheeks while not-so-wisely neglecting to make sure her stage show doesn’t involve getting fisted by Rufio and the Golden Triangle Brigade. Which should… More »


Jessica Simpson Wore Skinny Jeans

“And once again, this isn’t a Fuddrucker’s. Every time…

Here’s Jessica Simpson wearing what people with vaginas tell me are “skinny jeans” which after tuning said vagina talkers out, I assume means they make your legs look thinner while doing absolutely nothing for your upper body. In fact, I’d go so far to… More »


Ke$ha’s Vulva Performed At The AMAs

Here’s Ke$ha performing at the AMAs last night because it’s time we had a talk with God about his handiwork, so here goes: Dude, you see this? Don’t ever do that again unless you’re going to give it a penis or strangle it when it crawls out of the womb. Now what’s going on with… More »


Sheldon Stephens Is Elmo’s Accuser

Because sometimes, but not too often or else it’ll get ideas, the Internet does more than just fill our eyes with delicious porn and babies dressed like Iron Man (No one suggest combining those two. I know you’re thinking about it.), The Smoking Gun has discovered the identity of Kevin Clash’s accuser: 24-year-old Sheldon Stephens,… More »


Snooki’s New Teeth Look Fantastic

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While MTV’s Jersey Shore is finally uttering its death rattle after this season, The Little Ewok That Could spawn super-AIDS is apparently thriving. Not only is she launching another product tailor-made for that sweet 15 year old prostitute demographic, but she’s also achieved the type of middling wealth that… More »


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