Sightings - Page 17

Justin Bieber Wishes Anne Frank Was A Belieber

Before this weekend, if you had asked me what’s the worst thing Justin Bieber’s ever done to a woman, I would’ve said raped Mariah Yeater then used his power and influence to destroy her in the press by making it look like the resulting baby was her drug addict ex-boyfriend’s. Except that was then and… More »


Good Morning, Jessica Lowndes, And Other News

- Tom Cruise believes he’s descended from Irish knights now, so I’ll just assume he forgot the word Jedi because he’s dyslexic. [Lainey Gossip]

- Lindsay Lohan won’t go to rehab now because they won’t let her take Adderall, so this should end well. [Dlisted]

- Legs For Days, and no,… More »


WEEKEND NERDIOR: ‘Man of Steel’ Edition

It may be a beautiful spring Sunday outside, but fresh air is the enemy and I’ll be goddamned if I’m about to let its invigorating aroma stop me from talking about Superman on the Internet. Also, there might be bees. Anyway, let’s jump right into this week’s edition of Weekend Nerdior where apparently it’s DC… More »


Amanda Bynes Threatens To Sue Anyone Who Reports The Story I’m About To Report

[Ed. Note: Amanda Bynes has requested the media only use photos of her she’s posted to Twitter. Done. – SW]

Earlier today, Page Six ran the following report alleging Amanda Bynes was kicked out of her gymnastics class for acting like Amanda Bynes:

One witness told us Bynes first turned up… More »


WEEKEND NERDIOR: Marvel Phase Two Edition

And now for the part of the week where I snuff out what tiny chance this site gives me of getting laid by rambling on about comics, video games and/or my deep concern about who’s wearing green booty shorts next to Batman. I probably should’ve named this column “Dust Penis,” but after months staring at… More »


How Lindsay Lohan Ended Up With Her Shitty Lawyer

It’s just been assumed that Lindsay Lohan hired Mark Heller as her attorney because he works for blowjobs instead of real money, but apparently that’s only 75-90% of it. Turns out Lindsay works with Heller’s son Mike who arranges for celebrities to “party” with wealthy guests in the Hamptons which also explains how Dina finds… More »


Tiger Woods & Lindsey Vonn Announced They’re Dating On Facebook With A Couples Photo Shoot

“I love you, Tiger.”
“And I love you, Malin Aker- Lindsey, Lindsey.”

Apparently someone told Tiger Woods that perhaps relating to the common man might improve his golf game because here he is posing with Lindsey Vonn for a Facebook photo album announcing their committed, non-marital sex to the world despite the… More »


Brandi Glanville’s Book Might Land Her A Movie Deal Please God Scorch The Earth

Posted by Photo Boy

Brandi Glanville landed a book deal because we’re a country full of dumbfuck she was willing to exploit the fact that she’s a crazy drunk who was lucky enough to have her marginally famous husband cheat on her with a richer, crazier drunk. Naturally this classic love story lends… More »


Gwyneth Paltrow Hangs Upside Down In Cocoons

If there’s one thing I love most about Gwyneth Paltrow, it’s her everyday solutions to diet and exercise. Solutions like staving off death by dangling from the ceiling of your friends’ hammock studio/cocoon menagerie like a goddamn moth. Via Jezebel:

Speaking about her experience, 40-year-old Gwyneth wrote: ‘We spent an afternoon in Richard… More »


‘Thanks For The Giant Boobs, Katy Perry. Here’s The Shittiest Ring You’ve Ever Seen In Your Life.’

Here’s the ring John Mayer gave Katy Perry on Valentine’s Day that many have speculated is an engagement ring because he’s a douche and only a douche would propose with the Care Bears submarine. If you twist the top it probably plays “Your Body is A Wonderland” while Jennifer Love Hewitt cries alone in the… More »


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