Sightings - Page 17

How Lindsay Lohan Ended Up With Her Shitty Lawyer

It’s just been assumed that Lindsay Lohan hired Mark Heller as her attorney because he works for blowjobs instead of real money, but apparently that’s only 75-90% of it. Turns out Lindsay works with Heller’s son Mike who arranges for celebrities to “party” with wealthy guests in the Hamptons which also explains how Dina finds… More »


Tiger Woods & Lindsey Vonn Announced They’re Dating On Facebook With A Couples Photo Shoot

“I love you, Tiger.”
“And I love you, Malin Aker- Lindsey, Lindsey.”

Apparently someone told Tiger Woods that perhaps relating to the common man might improve his golf game because here he is posing with Lindsey Vonn for a Facebook photo album announcing their committed, non-marital sex to the world despite the… More »


Brandi Glanville’s Book Might Land Her A Movie Deal Please God Scorch The Earth

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Brandi Glanville landed a book deal because we’re a country full of dumbfuck she was willing to exploit the fact that she’s a crazy drunk who was lucky enough to have her marginally famous husband cheat on her with a richer, crazier drunk. Naturally this classic love story lends… More »



Gwyneth Paltrow Hangs Upside Down In Cocoons

If there’s one thing I love most about Gwyneth Paltrow, it’s her everyday solutions to diet and exercise. Solutions like staving off death by dangling from the ceiling of your friends’ hammock studio/cocoon menagerie like a goddamn moth. Via Jezebel:

Speaking about her experience, 40-year-old Gwyneth wrote: ‘We spent an afternoon in Richard… More »


‘Thanks For The Giant Boobs, Katy Perry. Here’s The Shittiest Ring You’ve Ever Seen In Your Life.’

Here’s the ring John Mayer gave Katy Perry on Valentine’s Day that many have speculated is an engagement ring because he’s a douche and only a douche would propose with the Care Bears submarine. If you twist the top it probably plays “Your Body is A Wonderland” while Jennifer Love Hewitt cries alone in the… More »


Rihanna & Chris Brown Aren’t Engaged. Yet.

After Rihanna was spotted with a diamond ring on her finger during the Grammys, rumors quickly started that she’s engaged to Chris Brown because she was stupid enough to get back together with him, so why the hell wouldn’t this happen? Turns out the ring was simply a loan from a jeweler, according to GossipMore »



Justin Bieber Cheated On Selena Gomez With Rihanna? This Kid? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Life & Style reports:

Though Justin and Selena, who have been dating since late 2010, have been off and on in recent months as work kept them apart, this devastating piece of information caused her to break things off for good, says the friend. Now,… More »


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