Cameron Diaz Should Stop Making Faces, Any Face, and Other News

Photo Boy | July 1, 2011 - 10:15 am

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- Blake Lively wore Jennifer Love Hewitt’s dress first. Who looked bett- BAHAHA! [TooFab]
- Shia LaBeouf tries to stifle the wrath of the Maple Christ. [Just Jared]
– While Megan Fox tries to get David Silver off his ass. [Dlisted]
– SPOILER ALERT! There will be a yellow cab in… More »

Selena Gomez is Cheating on Justin Bieber With Shia LaBeouf

The Superficial | June 30, 2011 - 2:06 pm

Someone better scoop out that Maple Fetus and make room for THE BEEF.
Despite literally risking life and limb for a ride on the Christ Coaster, Selena Gomez apparently goes goo-goo eyed for Shia LaBeouf and doesn’t care who knows it as evidenced by a video of her meeting him backstage at The Today ShowMore »

Octomom Hates Each Of Her 14 Kids

The Superficial | June 30, 2011 - 12:44 pm

“You can’t even fit them in one picture! Assholes, right?”
In a disturbingly frank interview, Octomom Nadya Suleman single-uterusly manages to make it public record that she “hates” every single one of her 14 kids, even though I think I’ve seen her around them exactly once, and regrets even having them. So, basically, welcome to… More »

Brigitte Nielsen’s Still Got it? And Other News

Photo Boy | June 30, 2011 - 12:42 pm

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- Gwyneth Paltrow believes waterboarding relieves stress. [Huffington Post]
– But nobody really cares what crap falls out of her mouth when she’s wearing this. [TooFab]
- RuPaul to Countess LuAnn de Lesseps: “Seriously, you aren’t even gonna try to hide that dong?” [Dlisted]
- Justin Timberlake is buying MySpace. No,… More »

Jonathan Rhys Meyers Attempted Suicide

The Superficial | June 30, 2011 - 10:55 am

“I was merely attempting palaver with the dead. Leave me to my dark arts!”
Tudors star Jonathan Rhys Meyers apparently attempted suicide Tuesday night, according to The Sun:
Paramedics answering a 999 call found him slumped on the floor. But they had to call police after he refused treatment at the scene for more than… More »

Lindsay Lohan Got Hammered Last Night

The Superficial | June 30, 2011 - 9:59 am

“Did you.. did you see all those bottles? Iwanttomarrymymouth.”
Immediately after her house arrest ended yesterday Lindsay Lohan told her friends she’s afraid to go out and just wants to focus on her community service then stay at home reading a book with her sister. So, of course, here she is absolutely hammered-balls with EmileMore »

JWoww is a Beautiful Athlete

The Superficial | June 29, 2011 - 4:01 pm

I was about to say, KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE! But it looks like someone already tried.
Adding… there’s really nothing quite like a smoke after a good, healthy jog, is there? Later, JWoww probably had sex using a condom then dumped the contents into her vagina afterward because it’s fun to make everything… More »

Jennifer Lopez Thinks ‘American Idol’ Won’t Replace Her (They Are)

The Superficial | June 29, 2011 - 3:41 pm

Even before this season of American Idol ended, Jennifer Lopez has been saying she’s not sure if she’s coming back which pretty much everyone recognizes is a giant cash grab. And it probably would’ve worked had she not pulled similar bullshit last year while Idol producers were plucking her out of a career nose-dive, yet… More »

Charlie Sheen Took Steroids While Filming ‘Major League’

The Superficial | June 29, 2011 - 12:04 pm

You’d assume a story about Charlie Sheen admitting to using any type of drug would be the exact opposite of news by now, but then again we’re two days out from a holiday weekend, so of course his new interview with Sports Illustarted is the second biggest story on the Internet behind Quentin Tarantino: Toe-Sucker. More »

Tracy Morgan Joked About Retards Now, We Should Lynch Him

The Superficial | June 29, 2011 - 10:25 am

After jumping through way too many sequin hoops to pacify GLAAD after making a joke in a comedy club about stabbing his son in the face if he was gay, Tracy Morgan’s standup routines are apparently going to be tediously policed for controversy so every special interest group gets a chance to make him show… More »

Mac Gained 50 Lbs. For ‘It’s Always Sunny’ Just to Be Funny

The Superficial | June 28, 2011 - 4:19 pm

Can we stop pretending he isn’t Haley Joel Osmont yet? No? Oh, alright… *kicks can*
Apparently there’ve been some complaints about the cast of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia looking too skinny because people don’t understand that everyone in LA does absolutely nothing but workout and think of new ways to make jeans tighter. So,… More »

Pat Robertson: ‘Gay Marriage Will Lead to Angel Rape’

The Superficial | June 28, 2011 - 1:23 pm

…. Okay, maybe.

When we last left Pat Robertson he was a pot-smoking hippie calling for the legalization of marijuana. Six months of adjusting his medication later, he’s back to the old Pat we all know and love. This time around he’s seeing David Tyree’s anarchy talk and raising him angel rape. Via… More »

Leopards Are Extinct Now and Other News

Photo Boy | June 28, 2011 - 12:16 pm

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- Anna Paquin is cool with her husband Stephen Moyer biting fans’ tits which proves marriage can work after all. [Celebslam]
- Ben Affleck is directing himself again. [Huffington Post]
- Jake Gyllenhaall was seen talking to Olivia Wilde. Conclusion: They’re banging. [Dlisted]
Chloe Moretz has a natural ease in… More »

Christina Aguilera’s Butt is All Natural

The Superficial | June 24, 2011 - 3:27 pm

In this day and age of Brazilian butt infusions, or whatever the hell I just learned Kim Kardashian probably has, it’s refreshing to find celebrities who still grow their gigantic asses the natural way. So, here’s to you, Christina Aguilera, for daring to be an individual and ironically wearing yoga pants. You’re a true inspiration. More »

Amber Rose’s Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The.. Milkshakes

The Superficial | June 24, 2011 - 2:00 pm

DAD: Alright, kids, everyone in the car. It’s time for milkshakes named after a bald woman Kanye West used to have sex with. Probably in the anus!
KIDS: Oh, boy!
(I will never understand this place.)
Photo: Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENNMore »

Lindsay Lohan Dodges Jail, Failed Alcohol Test She Didn’t Have To Take? WTF?

The Superficial | June 23, 2011 - 3:00 pm

If you were expecting some sort of wacky legal scenario that prevents Lindsay Lohan from leaving the comfort of her house arrest after failing an alcohol test, you’re going to love this post. Turns out Lindsay really wasn’t required to take one after all, just drug tests [Ed. Not even those.], which makes me wonder… More »

Pippa Middleton’s ‘Butt’ Will Tide You Over

The Superficial | June 23, 2011 - 1:48 pm

While we wait for the results of Lindsay Lohan’s probation hearing, here’s Pippa Middleton in a tight dress which I’m entirely posting to attract European readers and show them how we handle celebrity justice here in the colonies. Which is we don’t. We don’t do anything. One of them even killed a kid and we… More »

Chris Brown Loves The Gays

The Superficial | June 23, 2011 - 1:21 pm

“Damn, I’mma need a bigger door for this one. There a van around here?”
Yesterday, Chris Brown illegally parked his car, yet managed to talk his way out of a ticket because punishing celebrities in LA is apparently against the law. But before the officer showed up, Chris accused the paparazzi of calling the police… More »

Amber Rose is.. Sporty? and Other News

Photo Boy | June 23, 2011 - 12:10 pm

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- Courtney Love must be broke again. [Huffington Post]
- Pink is apparently more comfortable with European tabloids. [Dlisted]
- Ashlee Simpson is banging Lucky Luciano from Boardwalk Empire. [Lainey Gossip]
- Holly Madison’s spray-tanned cleavage. [Hollywood Tuna]
– The Miss USA Contestants’ thoughts on teaching evolution. I’m looking at you… More »

Avril Lavigne in a Bikini

The Superficial | June 23, 2011 - 11:02 am

I’ve honestly never seen the appeal of Avril Lavigne, so you’d just assume seeing her in a bikini and rubbing her “chest” in another chick’s face might persuade me to reconsider that stance. It didn’t. So, here she is in St. Tropez yesterday where I’m almost positive she lured this boat in with a song… More »

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