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  1. kingofbeer

    I would hit that sooo hard! :)

  2. dez

    I’d hit it in the dark

  3. I’d hit it out the park.

  4. (It’s like a Haiku, or a Dr. Seuss comments kinda day…lol)

  5. yawn

    perfectly fluffy

  6. Old Boney Guy

    Does this peanut butter make my ass look fat?

  7. Shallow Mike

    I have never seen the attraction. She has her moments, but really isn’t what I would call beautiful.

  8. popt

    There is nothing sexy about this girl. Her makeup and dresses are sexy but she ain’t. That stomach is gross and she looks like a Walmart person and her lips look gross like a fish. She’s fuckin got grat airbrushing but even then I don’t see the appeal of this bitch. She’s just stuck up.

    • CrimsonReign

      either your trolling or being needlessly judgmental about a severly above average woman. if you manange to pull anything i would be surprised as you seem to be unhappy with what is at least an 8. get over yourself, sincerely 99% of guys and 100%of women.

    • Popt, that was waaay too wordy just to admit you’re gay.

    • lily

      I wouldn’t go as far to say she looks like a walmart chick, but i do find her over rated in the looks department…just an average girl I would pass on the street….nothing special about that cellulite ridden body…wide ass waist and protruding gut. she used to be hott, 5 years ago when she was slimmer, but all good things come to an end.

  9. Allion

    Why, in the name of Odin, does she look plump?

  10. lostIC

    right now she’s at a regular girl weight, add any more and she’ll stay-puff out into a real fatty

  11. Sid Viscous

    She could juggle my balls.

  12. This is such a distortion. What actually happened was Bill Clinton said “You get that Scarlett Johansson in here, and I’ll clear off a place for her to sit” and then began brushing at his face giggling like a 14 year old boy.

  13. Normalchick

    Whoever wrote this article is obviously a pre-pubescent boy with a pink pencil dick & a lot of insecurities. Ever get laid? Nope. I didn’t think so. Scarlett Johanssen is extremely hot… one of the hottest women in the world, in fact. So you keep whacking off to photoshopped pics in your daddy’s magazines and let adult men appreciate a beautiful woman without intervention from the peanut gallery. You are seriously a loser. I would love to see you in a bathing suit jerk. I need a good laugh!

  14. Lauren

    ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME? every girl has cellulite. it’s how bodies work. ugh people like this disgust me. photoshopped girl in magazines have given you a unrealistic point of view, girls aren’t perfect, all girls have that type of stomach unless they don’t eat. which i won’t judge you for doing but is really unhealthy. you guys need to get a grip and realize that not all girls look like this and you are going to have to settle. this NEVER happens to guys. think about that

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