Paris Hilton accidentally releases Cthulu during her birthday party at Greystone Manor. (February 15, 2014)
Photos: Splash News
Say what you will about Paris, but at least she hasn’t gone retro-bush.
Fuck Me that’s the last time I take Bourdain’s and try the French cheese,
I just want one chance to lick that!!!
If she didn’t have herpes, I’d bury my face in there with no hesitation. But alas…
Surprisingly enough, this is a passage from Dante’s Inferno in Braille:
“Abandon hope all ye who enter.”
This is where she hides her coke an X when going through Customs.
“I like to kill deer.”
That isn’t even a vagina. That is her pubis. What is between her leg is the vulva….. if she flashes her vagina she’s going to have the vulva split and a speculum inside so you can actually see it. Dumbass!
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