1. Sara

    The sign right behind her carries the universal symbol for “don’t pass herpes to the pumpkins”…..when did she become too good for the rules?

    • The sign indicates that near the pumpkin patch, Paris’ herpes viruses, which resemble large eels, have been known to jump on a man’s back and devour him whole.

  2. Dox

    No no. That’s the universal sign for Crabs incoming, maintain at least a seven pumpkin distance.

  3. Smadp

    Danger! Wolverine attacking pumpkins! Also, skank nearby.

  4. Mama Pinkus


  5. She brought her TV remote?

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