1. Does Kris Humphries have a thing for thick pigs?

  2. Stewie Griffen

    You can’t even feel sorry for someone as stupid as him.

  3. rican

    He impregnated a manatee?

  4. This photo is exactly what you’d see at the very top of “Viewed your profile” in OK Cupid for the past 13 days straight.

  5. Capt. Ahab

    Thar She Blows

  6. Captain Obvious here, checkin’ in with…”She might not be pregnant but she sure is one fat bitch!”

  7. I wouldn’t fuck that with Nancy Grace’s dick.

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