Kris Humphries with Myla Sinanaj in Miami who was apparently two months pregnant at the time, though I would've easily guessed GET TO THE HOSPITAL. (June 2, 2012)
Photos: Splash News
Does Kris Humphries have a thing for thick pigs?
You can’t even feel sorry for someone as stupid as him.
He impregnated a manatee?
That’s not a manatee, that’s a swine.
This photo is exactly what you’d see at the very top of “Viewed your profile” in OK Cupid for the past 13 days straight.
Thar She Blows
Captain Obvious here, checkin’ in with…”She might not be pregnant but she sure is one fat bitch!”
I wouldn’t fuck that with Nancy Grace’s dick.
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