– You have an STD?
– Yes. You?
– It’s OK. My math teacher told me two STDs cancel each other out. Will be fine!
“I Kissed a (Flat-Chested Tragicomically Whorish Blip on the Pop Culture Radar of Average Physical Attractiveness At Best with the Ass of a 12 Year Old Boy [I Know Because I Used to Be One]) Girl”
Yeah, well Katy Perry used to be flat-chested before her boob job, yes, lol…
I smell smoke! Someone’s pants are on fire!
“Flat-Chested Tragicomically Whorish Blip on the Pop Culture Radar of Average Physical Attractiveness At Best with the Ass of a 12 Year Old Boy.”
You had me at “tragicomically whorish.”
Ok dial it back already, even Madonna paced herself a little bit. You’ve already managed to get the headlines you wanted you capitalistic, attention whoring, marginally talented bimbo.
You’re being far too kind with the ‘marginally’. This twat has no talent whatsoever beyond sticking her ugly tongue out. I wish she’d come to Canada and take a dare to lick a steel pole in winter. LOVE to see that!!
Sadly, John Mayer could totally get a three-way with them, if he wanted to.
I wish I could fast forward 15 years to see when he will inevitably act like Gary Busey and look like Macauly Culkin
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