Pedobear has finally met his match.
“Gimme summa that big ol’ pink dick!”
“I’m 8 years old.”
“Don’t make me take it now!”
“When ah was a little gurl, mah daddy used to get dolled up just like you when he snuck into mah bedroom at night fer ‘daddy-daughter fun time.'”
Alfred meet Bear.
Given that her upper-lip looks like that of a horse, she must’ve confused that bear for a pink salt-lick.
Mascots and costume characters creep me out, because I can’t ever not picture the person inside acting like a complete jackass. The only one I’ve ever come near was Hello Kitty at Sanrio Puroland in Japan, because knowing there is a tiny Japanese girl inside kind of zaps all the creepy out of it.
This is the first time I’ve ever felt creeped out for the person *in* the suit.
I agree until I heard about your Hello Kitty story. That is far far creepier
Japanese girls are about as creepy as a cone of candy floss.
This is exactly why she was kicked out of Disney.
Giving Mickey mouse chlamydia was the straw that broke the camel’s back.
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