“I think the rampant commercialization of Christmas, frequent use of the phrase ‘Happy Holidays,’ and the repression of Christian imagery is what’s destroying this country,” said Sarah Palin concerning the war on Christmas. When asked about Miley Cyrus giving herself a vagina melvin with a lesbian haircut while pretending Christmas is still going on in January, Mrs. Palin responded “She must be a godly and upright young lady, being from the South. I support her as an artist and a fellow servant of Christ. We’re practically the same! You betcha!”
Yeah, I don’t think she’s the only one who is sticking to Miley’s vagina.
Two theories for all of the Miley Vagina.
1. This is what bullying does to people. Hear “you look like a dude!” long enough and you get the compulsion to prove the world wrong by rubbing its face in your vagina.
2. Someone she loves is being held hostage by the Bikini Wax Mafia and if she doesn’t show off their handiwork at every goddamned oppertunity, that loved one gets it!
Or you know, ATTENTION!!!!!
She wants you to see her snatch
She needs you to see her snatch
She insists that you look at her snatch
If there was such a thing as snatchchat, she would be the first to post
She came, she saw, she snatched
Snatchity snatch snatch
Real entertainers reveal their labial lips
So shut up all you haters
“Your move, Taylor Swift.”
Look at that face. This girl’s derp is officially herped.
#fuck i want it!
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