Damn, I’d love to throw a fuck into her.
Me, too! Wait, by “fuck” you mean “poisoned dart with explosive tip”, right?
Okay… I’ll say it… Dat ass!
It’s official: Miley Cyrus is getting even more fuckable everyday.
And when I say fuckable, I don’t mean “hittable with a poisoned explosive tip dart”.
It’s official: most people define “fuckable” as “not being totally dependent on having both earplugs and a brown paper bag handy”.
Paper or plastic?
How tall is she?
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Miley Cyrus performs during Borgore's 'Christmas Creamipies' concert in Hollywood. (December 8, 2012) -Photo: Getty