Nothing worse than a flabby, flat, freckled ass.
Compromise? An AIDS infected, flabby, flat, freckled ass… of a coked-out, formerly hot, semi-talented actress at the ripe old age of… 24?
GROSS…she is younger thanme and my ass is much more pleasing to the eye, age isnt everything i guess.
Wow shes so gross looking…And they put her in playboy? Hell i could be in playboy.
aw jeez, there goes the rest of my lunch….
wow… i didn’t expect that.
It would be fine on a regular woman, but someone who is getting paid to look hot… not good enough.
Now THAT’s a weird ass!
Very weird indeed!
It’s not the age…it’s the milage.
I think it’s just a dreadfully unflattering bikini, isn’t it?
Nope. She is thick, haggard and her tits and ass are saggy. It’s not the suit’s fault.
After seeing the rest of the pictures, I gotta agree.
Paris Hilton’s flapjack ass has found its soul mate. Or hole mate, as it were.
HA! My sentiments exactly.
I said on Dlisted, “who knew Paris Hilton’s ass goiter was contagious?”
Hey, it’s Tara Reid!
Who brought the bongos to the beach? “Baaaaabaaaaalooooo!”
wow, my ass looks better than that.
Who the hell let granny out of the asylum and allowed her to put on a bikini? Cover that ass up, pronto!
that aint the ass she wore in that playboy shoot.
If you are wearing 3D glasses, you can see her ass.
Bad skin, what’s going on with the stomach, new veneers on the teeth, dye job with the hair, a flat ass and this was worth $1,000,000 to see naked? Most of her is fake.
That ass is how Black & Decker checks levels before they leave the factory.
Who wants pancakes?
THIS is what playboy wants us to believe her ass looks like???
there is more to life than these asses. Read Time Rays.
Ass for days.. if you’re a fruit fly.
If we push on her chin will her ass re-inflate?
Wow… that’s a sad ass… :(
but u are all here looking at her cute butt lol
Ugh! How can someone so young be so flabby! She’s got no shape and the ass of an old man! This is nasty! Cover that up!
That broad needs to get some exercise.
Give me 90 seconds and a leather belt and I’ll put some color in those cheeks.
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Lindsay Lohan vacations in Honolulu following the early release of her Playboy photos. (December 11, 2011) - Photos: AKM Images/GSI Media