finally my pretend girlfriend is hot again.

She *doesn’t* have the body of a praying mantis. She has the face of one. Actually, her face looks like a raptor, especially in the black & white rear view bikini shot.

Why does it have Michael Jackson’s face?

She’s actually trying to copy Helena Christensen in that Chris Isaak video, except he’s going to put a saddle on her and ride her to do battle with the Planet of the Apes.

Looks pretty good to me. Too bad you dick lickers like dudes.

It is all Bad Angles and Lighting

I have more curve in my big toe.

then I want to lick your big toe……she’s fuckin hot and always has been!

It’s Falcor the luck dragon. Minus the luck.

she is one homely girl. beautiful voice, homely girl. crystal harris is a prettier version of leann rimes. do you suppose eddie has met her yet?? i hear she’s single again.

I think she looks good in the first two pics, but not so much in the rest.

Seriously- she’s got to have some money- why hasn’t she had her face worked on??? I’m not for plastic surgery usually but if your willing to have your boobs done why not fix her face? I’m not sure how they would even do it seeing is there isn’t really one bad feature- there’s just kind of everything wrong. Maybe a mask would be helpful in the meantime?

she ain’t a bad looking broad at all. About all the shit posted here is fucking fanbois trying to outdo each other on hating some chick or another they have no hope of getting close enough to smell her farts. They do here, at school, the office, and wherever they roam with their latte’s and hacked porn-site passwords.

She’s funkin beautiful! 100% woman. Of course the homos and lezies are going to bitch and moan but at the end of the day she is a wanted woman and they are grave filler waiting for the aids or suicide.

Keep being beautiful LeAnn. I’m out here loving you like many others. your worth it.

And the Google image search is on to find out whose body this is.