If men with scarves are the epitome of douche, then I propose wearing jewellery with a bikini, a douchette it doth makes.
Divert your attention to the Grand Canyon.
I mean, her cleavage.
Sorry, I tend to confuse my national landmarks with blatantly deformed surgical enhancements.
I don’t care if she eats or not. She’s got a bangin lil body that I’d like to bang the doors off of.
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