1. Mr. Poop

    “Look out! The whale is loose!”

  2. Spots a pod and yells: I MUST GO, MY PEOPLE NEED ME!!!

  3. The flooding of the island of Mykonos was unprecedented. At press time, 95% of the island remains under water, with a death toll estimated at nearly 100% of the islands population. Currently, the only known survivors appear to be some shaved female gorillas and their breast implants. More at 11…

  4. “Khloe, where goest thou?”
    “It is the white whale…it is Moby Dick I seek. From hell’s heart I stab at thee; for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee. Ye damned whale.”
    “OK, but hurry back. It’s almost lunch time.”

  5. luvsCrackerBarrel

    “Wookies Away!”

  6. Someone needs to photoshop a whole bunch of sea creatures jumping out of the ocean in mass panic as she jumps in, that would be hilarious.

  7. Skippy86

    “Thats the majestic Humpback” ” Sorry no Mr Cousteau thats a Kardashian”

  8. Louie

    you guys are so fucking mean!..I’ll fuck her and tell you how good that shit was..later!

  9. J.J

    She’s actually very beautiful here. Love her curves

  10. cc

    Just when the Right Whale is finally recovering, she jumps in water.

  11. Mama Pinkus

    what exactly are they vacationing FROM?

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