“This green velour dress is really going to help minimize my trouble spots. There’s nothing like emerald-colored shiny plush fabric to give the illusion of slimness. And it’s absorbent, for any food spill mishaps, or me getting jizzed or pissed on.”
She looks like a couch from the 70′s
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Kim Kardashian at BOA Steakhouse in West Hollywood. (September 25, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Pacific Coast News, Splash News