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  1. Jezebel

    “This green velour dress is really going to help minimize my trouble spots. There’s nothing like emerald-colored shiny plush fabric to give the illusion of slimness. And it’s absorbent, for any food spill mishaps, or me getting jizzed or pissed on.”

  2. Jentilly

    She looks like a couch from the 70′s

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