1. ThisWillHurt

    “To think that normal people would get stoned for openly insulting a figure of religion in this country.”
    “I love being an over-privileged attention whore.”
    “Me too, sweetheart. Me too.”

  2. Allison Wunderlan

    If Jesus were to fall down and crush these two, my faith would be restored. I don’t even require bolts of lightning or pillars of salt, just a good clean whack.

  3. Benedict XVI

    Nein! The two thieves are to be crucified on either side of Jesus, not in front of him! Scheisse! That’s it, I quit.

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