1. Cock Dr

    The bikini top is losing that coverage fight.
    It should just give up…..surrender!

  2. “These shadows are terrible. Let me throw a lil’ sunlight on the other side of the beach.”

  3. If you listen really closely, you can hear the sound of Isaac Newton spinning like a lathe.

  4. Throb the Wonder Mule

    She is so soft and squishy all over.

    Fuck, I love her. No, REALLY, I do.

  5. Fribble

    North Korea is looking for a few pasty plus sized women. Word is, the famine has them practicing cannibalism. I’m not sure why they need to practice or how they know when they’re perfect.

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