This bathing suit prevented my attempts to assassinate that vagina once and for all… But it will be mine… Oh yes, it will be.
I just want to give it love. It has the same ribcage and torso as Iron Man. Hugs to her!
How did you manage to get a pictures of my grandma at the beach? It’s really mean of you to photoshop a goblin head onto her body, people have feelings you know.
I DON’T UNDERSTAND.
Is she fat or is her body just like that? Who picks out a bathing suit like that? Is she like 70? WHY IS SHE FAMOUS
she’s famous for her music because you know she is an artist and people enjoy listening to her music
has she ever called herself a pornstar, model, etc…?
You are all wrong. She is a fuckin pig!
She is like the weirdest shape ever. That’s not even a figure. Just a blob of playdoh…
Turns out brushing your teeth with Jack isn’t such a great plan after all.
I wonder if John Mayer would fuck her. Could we set a trap & find out?
Is it me or does this look like Abe Vigoda in Drag?
Please bring back the much sexier torso of Tracy Morgan.
I don’t think she’s fat…??? It’s just that the granny panties she’s wearing cuts her torso in half. Someone give this girl a one-piece swimsuit.
She’s not fat.
She is wide & square & flat assed. No swimsuit in the world can alleviate these issues.
Spongebob Squarepants apparently has a sister. Who knew?
I can hear the pain of all the seagulls puking up their fish
Where did my feet go?
ahoy, the great white fail.
Ladies and Gentleman … it’s Liquid Barrel !
If she does lose the weight, it wouldn’t hurt her to try some corset training. Nothing extreme or dangerous, just enough to create some curves.
i know it’s just me but i’m pretty sure that if Spongebob Squarepants were to materialize as a “human lady (?)”, he/she would look like her/him.
Depends makes swimwear now?
She has the body of your childhood friend’s mom who you thought was hot until you went to the beach and she wore a bikini. You knew something was wrong, but you were too young to express it.
I think I am going to get a life-size cardboard cut out of this picture and take it to the beach with me. Then I can say, “At least I look better than this bitch!”
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