1. renotastic

    Mom! Guys! I got him! Let’s do this fucking Christmas photo NOW!!

  2. PJ Bandit

    If she stops to graze just hit her on the head. That’s what I’m doing.

  3. ThisWillHurt

    “Sure, let’s go up to our room to consummate our reunion. I’d love that very mu- Hey! Is that an ice cream truck?”
    “Over there!”
    “It went around the corner! If you run now, you can catch it!”
    “Which corner did it go around, baby? . . . Baby? Where’d you go?”

  4. Nettie


  5. KtothaJ

    Pubes outta control.

  6. Pip Pip Cheery-O

    He subconsciously really, really wants to “pop a cap in that bitch’s head, yo.”

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