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Is that a Snork in there?!
Looks like Kuato wants to say something. “Quaid… start the reactor. Free Atlantic City.”
Body by Dow-Corning, brain by Pablo Escobar.
You can’t even jerk-off to her without a penicillin shot.
Half of me is frantically searching for the zoom feature, the other half is relieved it is gone.
If this were my daughter, I would perform an honor killing….ON MYSELF!
Those do-it-yourself boob-job kits leave a wicked scar.
I’ll bet she got her boob job at Sears. Believe it or not, that’s where I got my vasectomy. The results were satisfactory except every time I get an erection my garage door opens.
Nah, they’d have the proper Craftsman tool for the job, not the rusty box-cutter that was apparently used.
You can’t blame this woman for milking her 15 minutes of fame for all it’s worth. She has decades of haggard middle and old age before her and will need every dime.
Who in the hell fucked up her tits?
I bet even her asshole is wonky.
Bleached but wonky
Madame Tussaud’s gets better and better.
“INCISE HERE”