1. Most women would need to apply a non-toxic contact adhesive to keep this top on, but not JWoww. A light misting with water re-activates her patina layers of spray tan, vomit, semen, and acne makeup, which produces one of the most powerful adhesives known to man.

  2. themexicanmambo

    McFeely, you never disappoint.

  3. neeciepeace

    Just say NO to fakes tits.

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