Chester & Spike
Exactly my first thought.
Good Lord, me, too!
Settle down, Sparkly.
“It was amazing working with you, Leo! I hope we can collaborate again someti- THAT OSCAR’S MINE! DO YOU HEAR ME?! MIIIII- Sorry! I’m sorry! I have no idea where that came from! I’m OK no- I ALREADY WROTE MY ACCEPTANCE AND IT WILL BRING TEARS TO YOU’RE EYES! I WILL ESTROY Y- Y’know what? I’m gonna lay down.”
Photo of the week!
You told them not to crop me out! We really are friends!
Hey, Leo. Is it alright if I call you Leo? Do you think anyone out there is saying who is that guy up there with Jonah Hill?
Jonah: “This is a crazy time to bring this up, but when I was younger, I went to school with this kid, I don’t remember what his name was because he clearly wasn’t as important as I am, but everyone made fun of him and called him Biff because he looked like Biff from Back to the Future AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ISN’T THAT SO FUNNY?! It’s like we’re both comedians now. Let’s do a stand up tour or something. Wouldn’t that be crazy?!”
Leo: (internally screaming)
Please Leo! I’ll keep the weight off this time! I swear!
“Tell them you know me Leo, please please please, I’m begging you, tell them you know me!”
Look! There’s E! Entertainment News! Ooh, look! There’s Vin Diesel and the Victoria’s Secret angels! This is awesome! Thank you, Mr. DiCaprio!
Sure, no problem kid. Hey, be a good sport and get me a soda.
You got it, Mr. D! Freakin’ awesome!
What Jonah sees, you know, in his mind’s eye…
Yep…that look Johan is giving Leo is the look of a guy who would not only suck Leo off in the morning but swallow and call it breakfast.
It’s the successful actor, who’s plowed many a supermodel, and the other one.
Jonah Hill: This is how I’ll motorboat your anus, as promised.
Not Leonardo: “Really!?!? You promise??? You’ll call every night???”
Leonardo: Just look at the fucking cameras!
“It’s just like I imagined it would be, you really do smell like waffles.”
“Speaking of Wall Street, Marty told me one time that he wish he could have cast me instead of that Douglas guy. Do you think I’d be good in that, Leo?…..I can’t wait to tell the girls in my gym that I’m your best friend!”
lmao. that is fuckin gold.
just imagine jonah hill with marty scorsese.
Great, now I’ll be haunted by Jonah Hill’s vinegar strokes
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