“Mmmmm num num num. Let all that talent seep in to me. No no…not too much….I still want to win an Oscar someday.”
I can totally feel Leo, and I like it!
Mmmm, Leo, you smell like lavender, super models and my bleachy semen. Let’s stay this way forever.
Please don’t let go!
Ned Ryerson…I have missed you so much. I don’t know where you’re going, but, can you call in sick?
Jonah Hill: Your model is in the mail.
“It’s just like I imagined it would be, you really do smell like waffles.”
Surely supernovas explode that instant, somewhere, in some galaxy. The hut vanishes, and with it the sea and the sands – only Leo’s body, locked with mine, remains. We streak like superheroes past suns and solar systems, we dive through shoals of quarks and atomic nuclei. In celebration of our breakthrough fourth star, statisticians the world over rejoice..
The City of Devi by Manil Suri
“Hey if you feel something pressing up against you, it’s just my press pass.”
‘But, Jonah, you’re wearing it around your neck…’
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Jonah Hill and Leonardo DiCaprio at the premiere of 'The Wolf of Wall Street' in New York City. (December 17, 2013) -Photo: Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN