Chester & Spike
Exactly my first thought.
Good Lord, me, too!
Settle down, Sparkly.
“It was amazing working with you, Leo! I hope we can collaborate again someti- THAT OSCAR’S MINE! DO YOU HEAR ME?! MIIIII- Sorry! I’m sorry! I have no idea where that came from! I’m OK no- I ALREADY WROTE MY ACCEPTANCE AND IT WILL BRING TEARS TO YOU’RE EYES! I WILL ESTROY Y- Y’know what? I’m gonna lay down.”
Photo of the week!
You told them not to crop me out! We really are friends!
Hey, Leo. Is it alright if I call you Leo? Do you think anyone out there is saying who is that guy up there with Jonah Hill?
Jonah: “This is a crazy time to bring this up, but when I was younger, I went to school with this kid, I don’t remember what his name was because he clearly wasn’t as important as I am, but everyone made fun of him and called him Biff because he looked like Biff from Back to the Future AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ISN’T THAT SO FUNNY?! It’s like we’re both comedians now. Let’s do a stand up tour or something. Wouldn’t that be crazy?!”
Leo: (internally screaming)
Please Leo! I’ll keep the weight off this time! I swear!
“Tell them you know me Leo, please please please, I’m begging you, tell them you know me!”
Look! There’s E! Entertainment News! Ooh, look! There’s Vin Diesel and the Victoria’s Secret angels! This is awesome! Thank you, Mr. DiCaprio!
Sure, no problem kid. Hey, be a good sport and get me a soda.
You got it, Mr. D! Freakin’ awesome!
What Jonah sees, you know, in his mind’s eye…
Yep…that look Johan is giving Leo is the look of a guy who would not only suck Leo off in the morning but swallow and call it breakfast.
It’s the successful actor, who’s plowed many a supermodel, and the other one.
Jonah Hill: This is how I’ll motorboat your anus, as promised.
Not Leonardo: “Really!?!? You promise??? You’ll call every night???”
Leonardo: Just look at the fucking cameras!
“It’s just like I imagined it would be, you really do smell like waffles.”
“Speaking of Wall Street, Marty told me one time that he wish he could have cast me instead of that Douglas guy. Do you think I’d be good in that, Leo?…..I can’t wait to tell the girls in my gym that I’m your best friend!”
lmao. that is fuckin gold.
just imagine jonah hill with marty scorsese.
Great, now I’ll be haunted by Jonah Hill’s vinegar strokes
I’M JUST LIKE YOU I’M JUST LIKE YOU HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I’M JUST LIKE YOU WE ARE CONTEMPORARIES I’M JUST LIKE YOU LOOK AT US WE’RE JUST LIKE EACH OTHER ISN’T IT GREAT LEO I’M JUST LIKE YOU WASN’T I LIKE YOU IN MONEYBALL OH MY GOD I’M JUST LIKE YOU I’M GOING TO EAT YOUR FACE NOW AND THEN I WILL BE YOU JUST KIDDING NO I’M SERIOUS COME HERE
“Growing Pains! I knew told you I’d remember where it was, it was Growing Pains! I knew you and Kirk Cameron had that six degrees of separation thing, but damn!”
“Tell me about the rabbits, Leo.”
I hope this one gets some love.
Poor guy. You know he’s not gonna be smiling like that once he realizes “car ride” means they’re going to the vets’ office.
What’s our name gonna to be? When I did the movie with Pitt, I called us SuperBrad! You know? Cuz of that movie I was in. Is you’re middle name D? What do breast feel like?
See everyone! I told you I knew him!
I think he’s saying “Suck my dick, you fa–ot!” right here in this picture. Then a whole lot of “Just kidding, man. NO WAY I’d ask you that, unless you wanted to. You don’t want to, do you?!? JUST KIDDING!!! I swear….”
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Jonah Hill and Leonardo DiCaprio at the premiere of 'The Wolf of Wall Street' in New York City. (December 17, 2013) -Photo: Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN