This might be the gayest picture he’s ever taken, short of having a wiener in his mouth. I feel like he’s grabbing Cabrera’s (who had no idea until that second) ass. Hah.
Not GAY! Gay as in happy!
He looks like a sorority girl on spring break who already decided these three guys will fuck her.
Super gay in this pic
Again not gay but as “gay” as in happy!
“Which one of us is in the closet? This guy.”
We are pretty, oh so pretty, we are pretty and witty and… NOT gay! No! How dare you?!
Look at our teeth
Look how they shine for you
And everything you do
Yeah, they’re all yellow
He had me convinced at “Baptist Minister”
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Photos of Joe Simpson over the years where he's clearly straighter than an arrow. -Photo: Getty