Caller: “How often should a girl’s da… ‘friend’… give inspections with his penis to make sure that the baby didn’t wreck anything downstairs?”
911: “Ma’am, this line is for emergencies – and I don’t think you can perform an exam with a penis.”
Caller: “So, how often should he fingerbang me then?”
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Joe, Jessica and Tina Simpson at Operation Smile's 8th Annual Smile Gala in Beverly Hills. (October 8, 2009) -Photo: Getty
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