1. Mama Pinkus

    short women look RIDICULOUS in ankle straps – makes their already short legs look even stumpier – the frankenstein heels look ridiculous too

  2. Smilin' Sergeant Death

    Jessica is attempting to fool people into thinking she’s skinny using camouflage technology…our boys back in WWII used a similar principle, with tanks and amphibious vehicles and such…but realistically, in this case there’s only so much that camouflage can hide…

  3. JANE

    HER LEGS ARE SO DISGUSTINGLY SHORT AND STUMPY I could seriously cry. ew ew ew ew.

  4. Rebecca

    I don’t think she looks bad at all. I just think she is trying too hard. I am not a fan, but the comments are pretty rude..”her legs are so disgustingly short and stumpy I could cry”
    I mean come on. Really? That’s pathetic and mean. This picture is not the most flattering, but she’s far from disgusting and stumpy.

  5. Smilin' Sergeant Death

    Well I am a fan, and I was just trying to be funny. Seriously, that purse is ridiculous, and I don’t think it’s an accident that she’s using it like an eye-illusion shield in front of the paps. That having been said, this site is all about people being mean and catty. Jessica IS trying too hard, though. She’ll slim down a bit and everyone here will be drooling over her again soon enough.

  6. guttboy

    Are any of you bedding a Woman that is even close to being this attractive? I didn’t think so. She’s still a looker even with a few extra pounds.

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