1. Studying for the MCATs is so frustrating!

  2. Eli

    Shave your eyebrows…okay. Shave all chest and arm hair….okay. Slick your hair back and act pensive, deep, shallow, bored, embarrassed, shy, whatever. Avoid sunlight for decades. Avoid food for decades. Okay…you just be you Jared Leto. Whatever. But you wear these “I’m so ironic and hip” glasses? I just…God… I hate you Jared Leto.

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