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  1. “Well, Miss Jones, you certainly look happy to be with your young son there.”

    “ACTING!”

  2. Mohawk Disco

    Psst, January. When we’re done here could you come to the North Pole? We have this global warming thing and thought you could lend a hand.

  3. Little Tongue

    “This year, Santa, you’re the one getting a present!”

  4. crb

    NOOOOOOO!

    That’s not a smile. That’s her murderface!

    RUN YOU FOOLS! RUN OR YOU’RE ALL DEAD!

  5. Ok, on the count of three everyone say, “Paternity Suit!”

  6. Carson

    Has Santa been crying?

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