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  1. This is a good look for her.

  2. Cock Dr

    These are some very rude photos.
    Being a celebrispawn must suck.

    • She is officially a professional model, so any sympathy I might have had for her privacy has evaporated like a fart in Oklahoma city.

      • Yes, because being a model means you give up all rights to having a personal life that’s different from your professional life. Kinda like how anyone who works in a deli is beholden to make you a sandwich if you bump into them on the subway. Or how you can climb into a cab driver’s car when he’s on his was to the supermarket and have him take you down town.

      • Dox

        Being famous is a dual edged sword. Its relatively easy to see the consequences of putting yourself in the public eye. So yeah, my sympathy level for poor little rich girl, as she surfs and hobknobs, while I reheat my ramen is relatively nill.

    • Valusia

      Your comment would be valid if you weren’t here gawking at it yourself.

  3. anus…put it in your mouth and suck it.

  4. Can almost see what she had for lunch. You can also see exactly where her butthole is under her suit.

  5. FruitLoop

    YES!

    Amateur Gynecologist time.

  6. cc

    I am not really into analingus, however, I’d make an exception here. I mean, how could you not?

  7. I can see her Kim Basinger

  8. Taylor Swift's Tampon String

    This photo makes me wonder if she had any Taco Bell for lunch…or the possibility of some of Slater’s baby batter escaping her perfect little log launcher…I would welcome the idea of giving her a little rimmer even with a hint of salt water.

    • mel

      yah, I could totally see that! I too would enjoy slapping my tongue over her puckered stink wrinkle while occasionally taking a moment to check her body temperature with my finger. nothing sexier than a young ladies, corn wagon!

  9. I can see her soul. And it is brown.

  10. I can almost see Alec Baldwin slamming down a freshly-emptied Scotch glass as he finishes his eggs and sees this pictures hitting the internets.

  11. anonymous

    If she had a curling tail, that could look like a pig’s butt. I can kinda see what Alec meant.

  12. That’s a beautiful picture.

  13. Henry Hill

    Get a good look, Costanza?

  14. rican

    Now that’s a nice fat little pig. Squeal like a pig for me.

  15. do you remember when
    we used to sing
    sha la la la la la la la
    la la la de da

  16. Pine Table Fever

    Sweet Jesus.

  17. Little Tongue

    Nope. Not worth it.

  18. anonym

    you can almost taste it.

  19. Great, first we had to deal with everyone “Tebowing,” now we have to deal with everyone “Armstronging.”

  20. flivver

    Honestly everyone…these comments have made me laugh more than well…anything…thanks so much.

  21. *sniff, sniff* Is that a fish I smell—maybe a trout?

  22. Where's Dildo

    New Trend: Baldwin-ing. It’s where you bendover, show your butthole, and resolve your daddy issues.

    Strip clubs, start your anuses.

  23. Teddy

    I wonder if she had beans for lunch?

  24. Krazee Thug Nutz

    The only way to die…

  25. Hugh G. Rection

    Hi Daddy!

  26. Teddy

    I would sure like to put a silver dollar in the slot

  27. Am I a pig for hitting the “view full size” button ????

  28. Outlaw

    Wow. She really does look like her dad.

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