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  1. A normal parent would respond to “Dad, can you put some lotion on my ass?” with “Um, ‘fuck’ and ‘no’- get your friend to do it”.

    Hulk asks “Sure! Would you like me to slap it on, or just rub inappropriately?”.

  2. Stewie Griffin

    There is so much wrong with this picture that I don’t even know where to f*cking begin!

  3. sweetlips

    It rubs the lotion on its skin….

  4. Jimmy

    Now turn over princess, oh and lose the bikini

  5. ptiles

    ugh ewww dad! Jessica at (386) 631-8936 will let you rub the lotion on its skin.

  6. BP

    Fuckin White Trash Hillbillies!

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