Hot Bodies

Kim Kardashian’s Breasts Made A Book About Her Breasts

By: The Superficial / January 21, 2015
Kim Kardashian posted the cover of her selfie book to Instagram, and surprise, it's a picture of her giant breasts. Also, some business about a fur bikini. More »

Good Morning, Kayla Lewis, And Other News

By: The Superficial / January 21, 2015
Kristen Stewart wants to do a Marvel movie, Photoshopped Wookiees, JLo's not a cougar, and Doutzen Kroes naked. The morning links. More »

Just As It Began With Amber Rose, So Shall It Continue

By: The Superficial / January 20, 2015
Amber Rose in a bikini started the process, and so shall she continue it. Maybe this time without a top on. Who's to say? It might get freaky. More »

Iggy Azalea’s Ass Cheeks Are Here, Everything’s Gonna Be Alright

By: The Superficial / January 20, 2015
Testing... Testing... Butt Cheeks... Butt Cheeks... Iggy Azalea Butt Cheeks... Testing... More »

Haha! You Have To Look At Paris Hilton All Morning

By: The Superficial / January 20, 2015
Enjoy Paris Hilton's maybe-implants while we switch over to the new site which technically you're already looking at, but this post got lost, so just roll with it, alright? More »

Good Morning, Hethielly Beck, And Other News

By: The Superficial / January 20, 2015
Hethielly Beck poses for 138 Water (natch) in a bikini and your morning links. More »

Amber Rose’s Ass Is Your Constant

By: The Superficial / January 19, 2015
By the time you're reading this post, The Superficial should be getting ready to migrate to its new site, so I hope you enjoy staring into Amber Rose's b-hole for the next eight (or more) hours. More »

Lindsay Lohan’s Doing A Super Bowl Commercial

By: The Superficial / January 19, 2015
Lindsay Lohan once hit a baby while behind the wheel, so who better to be the face of car insurance than a prominent drug addict who's been arrested for DUI twice and one time with a hostage? Just don't ask her about full tort. She'll think you're talking about something else,… More »

Good Morning, Sophia Bush, And Other News

By: The Superficial / January 19, 2015
- Tom Hardy just bailed on Suicide Squad and, wait, who's replacing him? [Lainey Gossip] - And now Shannon Doherty shitting on her 90210 castmates. [Fishwrapper] - Taylor Swift has been buying Lorde alcohol. OH NOES! [Dlisted] - Miley Cyrus is masturbating on Instagram now. [The Frisky]… More »

And Now Maitland Ward In Lingerie Making Out With Some Chick

By: The Superficial / January 16, 2015
Alright, folks, here's a lingerie-clad Maitland Ward doing lesbian stuff to conclude our broadcast week. All your dreams are coming true! We'll back Monday with some very light blogging because our new site is launching, and don't worry it'll still have dick jokes underneath photos of celebrity breasts, so you'll barely even notice. More »

Angelina Jolie & Jennifer Aniston In The Same Place?! WE’RE GOING DOWN

By: The Superficial / January 16, 2015
Because 10 years later lazy gossip writers can still milk this dead horse for all it's worth in.. dead horse milk (nailed it), here's both Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie at the Critics' Choice Awards last night effectively testing your minds' ability to process both of them in the same place… More »

Good Morning, Miss Universe Pageant Swimsuit Runway, And Other News

By: The Superficial / January 16, 2015
- That's Gwyneth Paltrow's camel toe. And it's not even gilded! [Lainey Gossip] - Kim Kardashian's complaining about the fat ass that made her famous again. [Fishwrapper] - The widow of Jennifer Aniston's dead ex is not thrilled with Lady Frippleton. [Dlisted] - There's something called a Blowjob Bib,… More »

Help Me, Claudia Romani’s Butt, You’re My Only Hope

By: The Superficial / January 15, 2015
Alright, folks, I have some great news: Our photo negotiations almost finished, and without giving too much away, I'm no longer alternating between sucking my thumb and drinking in the corner. Because of depression anyway. Which means soon you won't have to watch me do soft shoe at the end of the each day, and… More »

Mariah Carey Is Doing A Vegas Residency

By: Photo Boy / January 15, 2015
Posted by Photo Boy Mariah Carey announced her Vegas residency with an Oprahesque "You get tickets! You get tickets!" give away on Ellen. A gift that probably would have been better with, I dunno, plane tickets and a hotel room? Via Time (Wait, hold up. We're quoting Time? Legitimate news source,… More »

Joanna Krupa Is Suing Brandi Glanville For Saying Her Vagina Smells

By: The Superficial / January 15, 2015
While the Internet loses it's mind over Dick Poop (Et tu, PEOPLE?), we're going to maintain our integrity and write about smelly vaginas. Over a year ago, Brandi Glanville made comments about Joanna Krupa having a stinky pussy and then apparently did it again just last month… More »

Micaela Schäfer Doing What Micaela Schäfer Does And Other News

By: The Superficial / January 15, 2015
- Jennifer Aniston's Oscar campaign wasn't as on point as her nipples. [Lainey Gossip] - If Lisa Rinna says Kylie Jenner got her lips done, Kylie Jenner got her lips done. [Fishwrapper] - Rosie Perez is quitting The View already. [Dlisted] - Christian mom thinks her kids' school bu… More »

I Completely Forgot About Abigail Ratchford And That Is A Crime

By: The Superficial / January 14, 2015
Yesterday, we ended the day with what I'm still convinced were naked photos of a prepubescent boy, so for the complete opposite end of that spectrum, here's a bunch of sexy photos from Abigail Ratchford's Instagram which are my creative solution to the ill-timed bikini drought happening… More »

I Already Named Khloe Kardashian’s Camel Toe And It’s A Wookiee Wallet

By: The Superficial / January 14, 2015
Yesterday on Instagram, Khloe Kardashian named her camel toe Camille which is some horseshit because I already dubbed it the Wookiee Wallet back in 2010. And, look, I don't play this card often, or ever because most if not all women regardless of age are stronger than me, but… More »

Naya Rivera: ‘Showering Every Day Is A White People Thing’

By: The Superficial / January 14, 2015
In what will undoubtedly be one of the crowning and most influential discussions on race relations of our time, Naya Rivera went on The View yesterday and basically went, "White people be all like, 'I'mma shower every day.' But brothas be like, 'Shit, I'll just take one every three days.'" So… More »

Good Morning, Kennedy Summers, And Other News

By: The Superficial / January 14, 2015
- Jennifer Lopez will pretend to bang the dude from her new movie now. [Lainey Gossip] - Renee Zellweger is squinting again! Hurray? [Fishwrapper] - Billy Bob Thornton really wants to have sex with Jennifer Aniston. [Dlisted] - "American Sniper" Chris Kyle was proven repeatedly full of shit, but… More »

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