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The Golden Globes Crap We Missed

Photo Boy | January 11, 2016 - 4:00 pm

Everyone who wasn’t Katy Perry’s breasts or Orlando Bloom being rejected by them at last night’s Golden Globes is today’s The Crap We Missed. More »


Kirsten Dunst & Brie Larson Have Some Pretty Great Breasts, Too

The Superficial | January 11, 2016 - 1:11 pm

Kirsten Dunst and Brie Larson’s breasts looked goddamn great at the Golden Globes because that’s what you care about. More »


So Who Wants To See Orlando Bloom Strike Out With Katy Perry?

The Superficial | January 11, 2016 - 11:38 am

Orlando Bloom tried to bang Katy Perry’s breasts. It didn’t work. More »



Good Morning, Francesca Brambilla Bikini Photos, And Other News

The Superficial | January 11, 2016 - 9:00 am

Leonardo DiCaprio is sensitive to the plight of women now. [Lainey Gossip]

This is what Lady Gaga looks like post-coitus. [Dlisted]

Kylie and Kendall Jenner in bikinis. [TMZ]

So Rob Kardashian is going to die. [IDLYITW]

Your morning links. … More »


Tila Tequila Became Every Asinine Corner Of The Internet Yesterday

Photo Boy | January 8, 2016 - 1:00 pm

Tila Tequila ranted about flat earth, lizard people and all kinds of Internet horseshit yesterday and you people ate it right up. This time, it’s on you. More »


Abigail Ratchford Is Actually Topless

The Superficial | January 8, 2016 - 12:05 pm

Abigail Ratchford is topless in her new calendar, so clearly I’m covering my whole house with them. Hand me that tape. More »



Kit Harington Shirtless, Anyone?

The Superficial | January 8, 2016 - 11:07 am

Jon Snow went swimming. Gaze upon him lustily! More »


Josh Duggar Denies Dangerously Dicking Danica Dillon

The Superficial | January 8, 2016 - 10:18 am

Josh Duggar claims he wasn’t even in the same state as Danica Dillon’s vagina now that The Duggars’ gingham gold is at stake. More »


Good Morning, Elsa Hosk Bikini Photos, And Other News

The Superficial | January 8, 2016 - 9:00 am

Katie Holmes really hates those Jamie Foxx rumors. [Lainey Gossip]

Tom Hiddleston naked, anyone? [Dlisted]

The Caitlyn Jenner money train comes to a halt. [TMZ]

Kate Hudson knows what’s up. [IDLYITW]

Your morning links. … More »



Charlotte McKinney’s Breasts Aren’t A Bristol Palin Pregnancy Theory

The Superficial | January 7, 2016 - 11:55 am

Charlotte McKinney’s breasts are here to generate pageviews, so we can go on long-winded rants about whatever the hell we want. Whee! More »


Kourtney Kardashian ‘Used’ Justin Bieber, Aww, Is Hims Okay?

The Superficial | January 7, 2016 - 11:01 am

Kourtney Kardashian had sex with Justin Bieber, but didn’t want to be his girlfriend? CALL THE POLICE. More »


Good Morning, Daphne Joy Bikini Photos, And Other News

The Superficial | January 7, 2016 - 9:53 am

Mariah Carey’s breasts are running? We’re all gonna die. [Lainey Gossip]

Mama June thinks Sugar Bear was Charlie Sheen-ing. [Dlisted]

Scott Disick bought a house right next to Kourtney Kardashian. [TMZ]

Miss Universe is somehow still alive. [IDLYITW]

Your morning links. … More »



I’m Told This Is Ronda Rousey’s Naked Butt (With Paint On It)

The Superficial | January 6, 2016 - 7:10 pm

Are the Ronda Rousey butt whispers true? More »


Lindsay Lohan Bathed Topless In A Volcano #Firecrotching

The Superficial | January 6, 2016 - 12:32 pm

Lindsay Lohan bathes in volcanoes now. Why not? More »


Good Morning, Charlie Riina Topless Photos, And Other News

Photo Boy | January 6, 2016 - 10:27 am

Aaron Taylor-Johnson’s still married to his mom. [Lainey Gossip]

Michael Bay and Bill Gates are the same person. [Dlisted]

Rob Kardashian could make 100K off of his diabetes. [TMZ]

Kylie Jenner’s still slowly creeping towards porn. [IDLYITW]

Your morning links. … More »



Tyga Texted A 14-Year-Old Now, But It’s Not What You Think!

The Superficial | January 5, 2016 - 1:15 pm

Leonardo DiCaprio Got Tired Of Fucking This Already

The Superficial | January 5, 2016 - 11:39 am

Leonardo DiCaprio dumped Kelly Rohrbach before she turned 25 in two weeks. Close one, right? More »


John Stamos Tried To Get Elizabeth Olsen To Play Michelle Tanner

The Superficial | January 5, 2016 - 10:50 am

Elizabeth Olsen was asked to replace her sisters on Fuller House. Our world is over now. More »



Good Morning, Christina Milian Bikini Photos, And Other News

The Superficial | January 5, 2016 - 8:54 am

Alexa Chung getting hollowed out by the Skarsgard. [Lainey Gossip]

Colton Haynes came out of the closet. Maybe. [Dlisted]

Nope, the Craig Strickland coverage isn’t getting out of hand [TMZ]

Charlotte Crosby’s naked shower selfie. [IDLYITW]

Your morning links. … More »


Justin Bieber Really Wants Someone To Know He’s Banging Hailey Baldwin

The Superficial | January 4, 2016 - 2:03 pm

Justin Bieber and Hailey Baldwin are doing it, and you’re going to see it everywhere you turn, Selena Gomez! HE’S SO OVER YOU. More »


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