Hot Bodies

What’s Jessica Alba’s Butt Doing Today?

By: The Superficial / January 28, 2015
So good news, comments from the galleries finally show up in the main thread now. Bad news, our server completely shat itself in the process. Here's Jessica Alba's butt to tide you over. More »

Nobody Leaked Nude Photos of Taylor Swift, Stop Asking Me

By: The Superficial / January 28, 2015
Taylor Swift's Twitter and Instagram were both taken over by hackers threatening to leaked nude photos of her which never happened because they didn't have any. You can stop e-mailing me now. More »

Good Morning, Claudia Romani, And Other News

By: The Superficial / January 28, 2015
Zach Galifianakis is completely unrecognizable, Farrah Abraham wants ass implants, your female Ghostbusters, Kendall Jenner's nipples, and how to be a male porn star. Your morning links. More »

Jessica Alba’s Ass Can Be Bought

By: The Superficial / January 27, 2015
It's Jessica Alba's butt in a bikini. Do I really need to sell you on this? More »

Miley Cyrus Is Completely Topless

By: The Superficial / January 27, 2015
Here's Miley Cyrus going topless in Hawaii which I didn't even know had nude beaches. This is a Puritan country, dammit. More »

Drake Tried To Bang Porn Star Mia Khalifa, It Didn’t Work

By: The Superficial / January 27, 2015
Drake tried to hook up with porn star Mia Khalifa by sending her a half-naked pic. She cringed. He made a porn star cringe. More »

Good Morning, Kerrie McMahon, And Other News

By: The Superficial / January 27, 2015
Mandy Moore's single, Emma Watson's getting into bestiality (I can't believe I made that joke.), a giant penis terrorizes a small town and sexy, sexy photos. Your morning links. More »

It’s Almost Taylor Swift’s Girlfriend’s Nipple

By: The Superficial / January 26, 2015
Karlie Kloss has an almost, kind of, sort of nipple slip while walking the Versace runway at Paris Fashion Week. Taylor Swift's seen better. More »

Alexander Skarsgard Is Back

By: The Superficial / January 26, 2015
There had been whispers of Alexander Skarsgard's return except everyone took them as myths, hearsay, wistful dreams whispered on a summer wind. And then your water broke. More »

Miley Cyrus Wore A Bikini, Have You Heard?

By: The Superficial / January 26, 2015
Miley Cyrus spent the weekend posting pics and videos of herself in a bikini to Instagram because apparently she’s very concerned with proving her January is better than yours. More »

Lindsay Lohan Has Photoshop? What Makes You Say That?

By: The Superficial / January 26, 2015
Lindsay Lohan poses in her Calvins on Instagram because it helps fight off the mosquito virus or whatever Mr. Coke told her that morning for breakfast. The situation's fluid. More »

Jennifer Aniston & Sofia Vergara Won The SAG Awards

By: The Superficial / January 26, 2015
Jennifer Aniston and Sofia Vergara's cleavage are all you need to know about The SAG Awards. I'd never lie to you. More »

It’s Jennifer Lawrence! You Guys Still Like Jennifer Lawrence, Right?

By: The Superficial / January 26, 2015
I know you're still mad at Jennifer Lawrence because she didn't pat you on the head and say, "Thanks for looking at my sensitive private vagina photos, you guys, that's so sweet," but it's time to bury the hatchet. More »

Good Morning, Hethielly Beck, And Other News

By: The Superficial / January 26, 2015
Winter Soldier gymnast sex, Kanye West doesn't smile because of castles, JWoww's doomed kid, Rihanna's been banging Leo for years, and Emily Ratajkowski in a bikini. Your morning links. More »

The Crap We Missed Returns Monday, Here’s Nina Agdal To Tide You Over

By: The Superficial / January 23, 2015
Nina Agdal poses in a bikini for Beach Bunny while I announce the triumphant return of The Crap We Missed that no one will read and still complain about because I mentioned Nina Agdal in a bikini, right? More »

Sansa Stark Is Your New Jean Grey

By: The Superficial / January 23, 2015
'Game of Thrones' star Sophie Turner has been cast as Jean Grey in 'X-Men: Apocalypse' along with Alexandra Shipp as Storm and Tye Sheridan as Cyclops. And now jokes about Bryan Singer's pool parties because low-hanging fruit is our specialty. More »

Melissa Benoist Is Your New Supergirl

By: The Superficial / January 23, 2015
Melissa Benoist has been cast as Supergirl for a new CBS show that, surprise, is going to be a crime procedural. A crime procedural about Supergirl. Yup. More »

Good Morning, Adult Entertainment Expo, And Other News

By: The Superficial / January 23, 2015
Gwyneth Paltrow's new boyfriend, Brandi Glanville's accidental boob tweet, Kanye West apparently robbed an Office Max, and an Anastasia Ashley Ass Exclusive. Your morning links. More »

A Special Thanks

By: The Superficial / January 22, 2015
Here's Cara Delevingne posing nude for John Hardy while I thank everyone for their hard work and feedback because I'm a soft bitch. More »

Olivia Munn’s Breasts Dare Challenge Gwyneth Paltrow?!

By: The Superficial / January 22, 2015
Olivia Munn presented her cleavage in the presence of Gwyneth Paltrow. Will her mockery stand, or will they dine on vegan scones together beneath the religion shelf? I'm not going to actually answer that, but it seemed like something cool to say. So how about these excerpts? More »

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