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  1. brad

    10/10 i would fight her bf 4 her

    • Audrey

      Must be pleasant having no standards whatsoever.

      • Hey, Aud (or is that “Odd”?) — I think there are a lot of us out here that think Hayden’s pretty damn cute. I wouldn’t sell the farm for her or fight with Wladimir Klitschko for her favors. But then I wouldn’t make her sleep on the floor after fucking her either.

        BTW, what do you look like? I am intrigued…

  2. Canpotex

    She’s about as juicy as a freshwater clam.

  3. Audrey

    in addition to her freaky face and stumpy legs, that has to be one of the scariest things to ever come out of Hollywood since Anne Hathaway started going n00d.

  4. yowillie

    Spank and eat.

  5. ThisWillHurt

    Shouldn’t that be written on the front?

  6. John Travolta

    What’s that hanging out her rear end…

  7. What a royal screw up! Isn’t that supposed to say “Hello, Pussy?”

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