1. JC

    I’ve always wanted to hit this magic little elf, but the middle-aged Texas housewife look isn’t really working for me.

  2. bored

    She sure went from cheerleader look-a-like to porpoise faced ho to grandma really quickly.

  3. Bionic_Crouton

    “Yes,I was sleeping with Wladimir Klitschko, but then I remembered I’m Hayden Panettiere,”

  4. Anderson Pooper

    Meh. It’s like flipping through a Sears catalog.

  5. sweetlips

    Not sure what’s more ridiculous – the lame wrist tattoo or the hideous styling.

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