Really now…the blogger is just being rude to us poor straight female readers.

Memo to Halle: jukeboxes have gone digital.

Now we’re talking.

Einhorn is Finkle?

I’m waiting for her to grab her ass cheeks and starting doing a ventriloquist act like Jim Carrey.

That is either :

1. A piercing
2. An oversized clitoris
3. An undersized peen

she needs to stay in that position, when she is at the beach

I will build me a house in her and will not come out.

see, you just gotta bend em over and all the imperfections go away

That woman appears to be a present mother, look great and be really successful in life. I have to say, You go girl!