Celebrity arrivals to The 71th Annual Golden Globe Awards in Los Angeles. (January 12, 2014) -Photo: Getty
God! She’s so off-putting. Look at that shitty tattoo.
There must be some kind of universal law that explains the inverse relationship between the quality of tattoos and the desire to display them.
Put it back in its cage!
Bright yellow was a bold choice to pair with the bold choice of showing that face in public.
Whoooo….lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Fatass round dress?
“No, it’s not ok to ask me why I’m wearing a bright yellow tablecloth. That’s just part of being a special and gifted woman artist alive today….misogynist.”
theres a reason the men in black are close by.
Jesus, it’s like Ursula from “The Little Mermaid” fell into a vat of Heinz yellow mustard… and ate her way out of it.
I tink eyes n lurve. er ice should b closer gether dough.
This makes me so happy because I hate her so much.
Shitty show, she can;t write for shit and she’s that breed of jewish radfem, yuck.
Lena Dunham prefers photographers to shoot her gross side rather than her other gross side.
I didn’t think it was possible for her to look worse dressed than naked, but here we are.
She incorrectly attributes the her active sex life to her looks, without taking into account that men will pretty much fuck any woman that smiles back at them.
It helps that no matter where your penis hits, it’s soft and squishy.
At least she managed to steal Ariel’s voice, so she didn’t have to leave the awards show empty-handed.
Sometimes the canary in the cage meant for detection of radiation doesn’t die, it mutates into something far worse.
Radiation? I’m pretty sure miners didn’t have to worry about radiation… Are you thinking of carbon monoxide? Or perhaps methane?
She’s an inspiration to young women because 90% are better looking than her.
Geezus, didya rape a parakeet on your way to the awards show?
Sometimes the jokes write themselves.
Therefore, you will… NARFTLE THE GARTHOK!
There is not enough liquor and therapy in the world to undo that
Mmmm…nothing completes a Golden Globes ensemble like shitty tattoos and back fat.
Fugly has a new best friend!
Coincidence or not,
those were all really funny. great job guys.
i know i’m showing up late and my caption isn’t that ground breaking… but…
the yellow grimace cannot be defeated. the yellow grimace cannot be killed. the yellow grimace is immortal. attacking it only makes it angry. and woe be unto those whom it identifies as food.
SHE’S SLIGHTLY OVERWEIGHT AND HER DRESS IS YELLOW! LOOOOL! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
You guys are kind of pathetic.
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