superficial

  1. I’ve always wanted to masturbate to completion on a hot chick from a third-story balcony… I suppose this’ll have to do.

  2. buzz

    Meh.

    The Scarlet Witch is hot; Elizabeth Olsen isn’t too bad to look at; yet somehow Joss Whedon fucked up both and made the movie version of the Scarlet Witch a homeless hipster?

  3. Swearin

    “Heya Thor, whatcha doing up there?”
    “Uh, I’m polishing my hammer….”

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