“So let me get this straight, I have sex with you, live on your yacht for a week, we take a few pictures together, and then…money and emeralds?”
“What’s your money like?”
What he’s pretending to hear: “…and that’s why nuclear fusion is currently impractical as a mass-production energy source.”
What he’s actually hearing: “Aw, crud. I think the sequins on my hem are coming loose.”
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