1. AweseomeTownie

    Ok honey, now we are going to do this thing when you look as sexually unappealing as possible. PERFECT.

  2. “There’s been a load of compromisin’
    On the road to my horizon
    But I’m gonna be where the lights are shinin’ on me

    In a rhinestone swimsuit …”

  3. Wild Hogs Can't Be Broken

    FUGLY. And those tits are fucking gross

  4. Tits like softballs.

    I mean, like softballs. Hard, lifeless, stitches all over.

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