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  1. Facebook Me

    Hasn’t anyone told her vertical stripes make you look fat? I guess the reasoning for wearing the bunny head, to even her out. A douche is a douche, no matter what!

  2. Mr. Fuck You

    Easily, this is the most fuckable she’s ever been.

  3. I guess this is the sign. The world will end in 28 days. My guess is a drug resistant gonorrhea pandemic.

  4. Maybe scarf/glasses/makeup has been replaced by giant bunny head as the new preferred hiding-shit-you-did-to-your-face method.

  5. JC

    Snooki: “Why do you wear that stupid bunny suit?”
    Frank: “Why do you wear that stupid Snooki suit?”

  6. Kill the Wabbit!

  7. dotmatrix

    She fucks like a bunny, might as well look like one too.

  8. bassackward

    NEVER looked better! Now, if she’d only bunny-hop right off that cliff!

  9. Big_Mike

    Sexual Harrasment Panda’s gay cousin

  10. FamousPlastic.com

    MTV paid Snooki to wear that mask in hopes that she would fall down the stairs to her hilarious death. Finally a Jersey Shore episode worth watching!

  11. JesusCan'tHitACurveball

    Bob Hoskins stars as Snooki in the summer’s surprise blockbuster: Who Hasn’t Fucked Snooki Rabbit?

  12. This just in: Furries everywhere abandon their fetish. Said one furry, who wished to remain anonymous, “At this point I think I’d rather fuck a real live Guinea pig than stick my dick in someone wearing soft, oh-so supple rabbit costume.”

    In related news pet stores across the nation are now reporting a shortage of Guinea pigs.

  13. michael

    Is that cocaine on the bunnys nose?

  14. nuttebutter

    I thought Donnie Darko killed that thing?

  15. footballisus

    Instead of a playboy bunny.its a fat bitch bunny!

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