Those are NOT the thighs of a 17 year old.
I know, right? She wears those damn classless heels all the time. you’d think her legs would be very toned!
it concerns me that this was conducted so close to my home…
Is your name P. Sherman?
Just keep swimming.
nemo shouldn’t be brought into such trash
You should tell security that these two are sneaking onto private boats.
Someone needs to giver her “sexy face” lessons. Because what she thinks is a sexy expression is somewhere between “high on ecstasy” and “extra chromosome”
She probably thinks she’s the first women to try and incorporate sticking her tongue out into a come hither look.
Sadly, it just makes it look like she’s trying to dislodge some broccoli.
Best line ever! T
Photo taken two minutes before the owner of the boat showed up and screamed at them to get back to work: “Those barnacles aren’t going to scrape themselves!”
At first I thought she only had one shoe on. Then I realized that I had just mistaken his leg for her leg and that he wasn’t wearing shoes. Then I realized that I couldn’t tell the difference between 70 year old man leg and supposed 17 year old girl leg. Ahoy polloi
Yuck! I just looked again and her feet actually look bigger than his. Wtf?
Wow, she’s looking even more unhealthy. I’m not a death-pool guy, but if I were . . .
I’ve noticed now she’s started wearinf more open bikini tops. I think she got her boobs “checked” to prove she had any implants and THEN got them. It was SO goddamn obvious before she was over stuffing and padding, now I think she got them to she can say they’re “rweal”. Goddamn skank.
wow! who knew that farting on someone could look so hot!
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! This comment made my day!!!
Zoom in on her feet. Just do it.
Oh god WHY did I zoom!?!?! Those are the feet of an expired stripper/streetwalker…..or a zombie……..
WTF size sailboat can you cover the whole cabin width with a 50 year old legspread ? Is this in a bathtub?
Toom’s eats livers I thought not fricken strawberries? (X-files)
Those are Cracker legs indeed, pale,skinny and hairy!
Looks like she shit all over her feet???
Her spray tan always (ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS) looks jacked up. It’s never uniform around her knees, ankles or wrists, that’s why it looks like she has shit on her feet. Ugly skank.
nice paraplegic legs!
The catch of the day is rank, oh I mean skank
She’s so in love with his pasty white cash I mean legs.
Captain and Tennille???
Starving Kid commercial: the skank version
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Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchinson's Valentine's Day photo shoot in Marina Del Rey. (February 7, 2012)