And in true Titanic style, she then bumped into the ice sculpture and went down hard.
In true Willy Wonka style, she’s become a blueberry.
Looks like someone has FINALLY released the Kraken. * running for cover *
I mean.. really???
Check mate, Kim Kardashian.
And Christina’s is real !
Actually I think she eat Kim Kardashian… Well… on 2nd thaughts… I think she ate the whole Kardashian clan
Has to be photoshop but just in case it’s not. How does this work? Kim Kardashian passes on the “World’s Largest Ass” trophy to Christina or she gets a new one?
I’d want a new one, because you know Kanye has been doing gross things to the old one.
Guess she couldn’t get a ticket for her boyfriend, lucky for him she was able to sneak him in
Nice :) Made me laugh.
She does this same trick at the drive-in, and doesn’t even need a car.
She is definitely sacred in India now.
Sweet Jesus! You could put a tray on that thing and serve tea!
If she’s wearing denim we’ll serve burgers.
For some reason I’m reminded of Robert Downey Jr in Tropic Thunder…
what??… that is photoshop!!!!!
Is that a pop star or a centaur?
Arr, ‘Tis no woman. ‘Tis a remorseless eatin’ machine!
Holy shit, that ass is disgustingly huge, but I’m black so I can’t look away. It’s calling out to me.
Is going “balls deep” even possible? Christina, you are my Mt. Everest. “I have a dreeeeam…”
I was flipping through channels and caught her performance and it took me a couple of minutes before I realized who it was. At first I thought Queen Latifa had gone through a bleaching and gained all her weight back.
Robots wasn’t a great movie, but it was sure as hell the first thing that came to mind when seeing this picture. Those who have seen it will know what I’m talking about.
And why do her hands look like she just finished up adjusting the valves on her car?
instead of sitting in a chair being a judge on that show shes on, i suggest judging while on a treadmill.
So when she said “in a bottle” she actually meant “in a Burger King”
Next, Luke Skywalker will ride her before she’s killed by a Wampa.
Holy Fat ass! She wants to be the white Aretha.
Omg! Its bigger than all of the Kardashian asses is put together!
Well I guess this explains her rant regarding “buttfuck people” from a couple weeks ago.
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She’s got more junk in her trunk than Season 3 of Hoarders
She used to sing like a fat girl, so I guess this just makes sense…
Used to? She still sings like a fat girl.
The model ‘X’ fembot was scrapped after it firstly failed to convince anyone it was a real woman, and secondly failed to successfully walk through a standard-width door.
I like big butts…and I can not lie…
FUCK DAMN WTF — yeah what Fish said HOLY MIERDA o_0
genie in a bottle? get that bish a bucket!
I literally laughed out loud and thought “surely you photo shopped a mac truck on her back side, is that thing for real?”
Press corps: “Who are you wearing Christina?”
“The Chateau Marmont. The drapes from my room specifically. Kirstie Alley says purple and white is very slimming.”
holy fuck, i didnt see her from this angle. my god!!!!
What the fuck happened here?
she’s built like a black woman here
I better not hear anymore SHIT about my huge ass…obviously Christian…wait…MOOOOOOOO!!!
SHE used to be attractive… Done deal…. NEXT…
That dress should have Goodyear written on the side of it!
I’ve heard of junk in the trunk, but that’s the whole damn JUNKYARD!!!!
I swear to God, I looked at the picture before I read the headline, and I thought it was Lady Gaga in some goofy costume.
She obviously took the Twinkies shortage as a personal challenge.
Little did she realize that eating a year’s supply isn’t really ‘stocking up’.
Christina Aguilera is playing the front of the horse, who is playing the back?
She reminds me of that psychic Sylvia Browne lol looks exactly like her here. What happened?!
is this real life?
Is that a real picture and not some sort of photoshop!!!!
I bet that thing has more craters than the moon!
“That’s not a moon…”
Lord what a difference a year makes…
She looks like she’s smuggling Peter Dinklage.
she must be dating kanye west
Christina, you should just start a new line of “MOO-MOO’S”.
When did they revive bustles?
Awesome resemblance, but the robot may be a tad more attractive. Plus I’m sure it would smell way better than Christina’s sweaty fat rolls.
omg wtf had happened to her?????
All I can think is HOLY SHIT!
what the heck is this, eeew disgusting.
is that the fabled centaur?
Christina is too big to fail!
Look closely. There are two small planets orbiting her butt.
Her but is pregnant.
She’s hiding my barrel of $11 million dollars. Leave her alone.
Terribly obvious photoshop….she’s three times the size of the shadow behind her.
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