i wonder what type of mess with be on Christina’s dress now.
Billions of dollars in funding and countless years of secret military research into mind-control technology and Bill Clinton uses it to make his wife hook up with a pleasantly-plump former popstar.
Greatest. President. Ever.
I am surprise you don’t know the biggest secret from the Clinton White House. Look at your lead photo again,Oh Yes.
This is how all grandma/hasbeen porn starts. Cue the music.
Hey Hillary, got some bacon somewhere?
(From the crowd) “YEEE HA! NOW ITS A PARTY!!”
Hilary: Shut up Bill!
Hilary?? Where’s that other hand? Damn!!
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Christina Aguilera and Hilary Clinton at the 11th Annual George McGovern Leadership Award Ceremony in Washington, D.C. (October 3, 2012) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty