Why is he always biting his lip like that? Is he getting that delicious leftover semen flavor?

He DA MAN. Yeaaahhh BOOOOOEEEEEY.

I think it’s important that we remember who the REAL victims of celebrity domestic violence is…ME. Primarily because I have to wait so long between incidents of it, I’m bored here people…punch someone famous!

I am thankful he finally gave permission to “hate all you want.” I realize now I reserved some of my hate. It is a relief to feel maximum hatred at last.

“Hate all I want?” great!!!!…. Chris Brown, you beat up your girl and that makes you a cunt in anyone’s books. Feel free to look me up next time you visit Blighty and we can have a chat about it.